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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m work-at-home freelance writer/publisher Eldon Sarte, and here’s my who-knows-how-long-it’ll-keep-on-growing “notebook” of short anecdotes, observations, etc., of day-to-day living with my 2yo boy, Daniel, and newborn twin girls Sarah and Alexa. Unless indicated otherwise, everything you see here is TRUE!

And, oh, my wife’s name is Fabienne. :)</description><title>very small people</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @verysmallpeople)</generator><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/</link><item><title>ME: &amp;#8220;Run that way, Daniel. Yeah, good, that&amp;#8217;s it. Now stop. Stop! STOP!!!&amp;#8221; I guess...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;ME: &amp;#8220;Run that way, Daniel. Yeah, good, that&amp;#8217;s it. Now stop. Stop! STOP!!!&amp;#8221; I guess it&amp;#8217;s like playing with Forrest Gump.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2793839793</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2793839793</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 07:15:20 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category></item><item><title>Daniel, the other day, while looking out the window at our minivan he calls Mimi: &amp;#8220;Crash,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Daniel, the other day, while looking out the window at our minivan he calls Mimi: &amp;#8220;Crash, Mimi.&amp;#8221; And today, pointing upstairs, &amp;#8220;Daddy, sick.&amp;#8221; I hope he isn&amp;#8217;t psychic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2514246327</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2514246327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 12:40:05 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category></item><item><title>Recent Product Recalls - Check Your Christmas Gifts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;FYI. The latest recalls in baby cribs, car seats, strollers, food, medicine, toys, baby clothing, appliances and more. @ Parenting Mag&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2490755568</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2490755568</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 21:16:04 -0500</pubDate><category>fyi</category></item><item><title>Easy Christmas Crafts to Help Fight Cabin Fever</title><description>&lt;p&gt;These may help keep the little ones busy for a while. Expands your holiday decor collection too! From Parenting Magazine:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.parenting.com/activity-parties-gallery/Activities-Parties/christmas-crafts-ideas/"&gt;http://www.parenting.com/activity-parties-gallery/Activities-Parties/christmas-crafts-ideas/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2433149295</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2433149295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:47:17 -0500</pubDate><category>fyi</category></item><item><title>FYI Posts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I get quite a bit of positive feedback from my email, Facebook and Twitter friends on the occasional links I send out on parenting-related news, articles and other info that have caught my eye. As a parent of a toddler and two infants, after all, I can&amp;#8217;t really help but try to spot these useful tidbits as I go about my business online.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Never really planned on formally publishing these in any one place, but what the hey, I&amp;#8217;ll start posting these here on Very Small People from here on in for your potential benefit. On top of the semi-&amp;#8220;regular&amp;#8221; posts on life with Daniel. Sarah and Alexa, of course.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;ll be easy to get to them &amp;#8212; they&amp;#8217;ll all be tagged &lt;i&gt;fyi&lt;/i&gt;. To browse through them, just go directly to&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://verysmallpeople.com/fyi"&gt;http://verysmallpeople.com/fyi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or, click on the &lt;i&gt;FYI Posts&lt;/i&gt; link I&amp;#8217;ve set up on the Pages menu on the right. Click on it now and you&amp;#8217;ll see two of my very recent FYI news item posts.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;More coming soon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2432337310</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2432337310</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 11:29:46 -0500</pubDate><category>fyi</category></item><item><title>Daniel was playing and tapping Alexa on the head. She gave him her patented Death Stare.
DANIEL:...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Daniel was playing and tapping Alexa on the head. She gave him her patented Death Stare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;Baby, stop it! Daddy, baby stop it!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think the next 20-some years will be interesting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2419341101</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2419341101</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 15:06:28 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>alexa</category></item><item><title>We&amp;#8217;re trying to get Daniel to practice his speech and pronunciation.
DANIEL: &amp;#8220;Daddy,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;re trying to get Daniel to practice his speech and pronunciation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;Daddy, appa jooz please.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ME: &amp;#8220;Daniel, say &amp;#8216;ap-ple juice.&amp;#8217;&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;No! I don&amp;#8217;t want it! I want appa jooz!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2388845562</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2388845562</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 10:56:39 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>speech</category></item><item><title>While in the middle of preparing a hot lunch in the kitchen, Daniel walked in with some toy...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;While in the middle of preparing a hot lunch in the kitchen, Daniel walked in with some toy issue.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;Daddy, Daddy, what&amp;#8230;&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ME: &amp;#8220;Hold on, Daniel.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;Daddy, Daddy, what&amp;#8230;&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ME: &amp;#8220;Daniel, I&amp;#8217;m busy.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DANIEL: &amp;#8220;I busy too!&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2385674431</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2385674431</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 03:29:56 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category></item><item><title>As told to me: Fabienne was nursing Alexa when Sarah started crying. So Daniel went to the kitchen,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;As told to me: Fabienne was nursing Alexa when Sarah started crying. So Daniel went to the kitchen, pulled out an empty bottle and put it in the bottle warmer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Good boy; will be very helpful once he gets the details straight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2338939876</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2338939876</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:43:34 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>sarah</category><category>alexa</category></item><item><title>Drop-Side Cribs Now Illegal</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Another FYI. Gotta go shopping again this weekend, then&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101215/ap_on_bi_ge/us_safer_cribs"&gt;After dozens of deaths, drop-side cribs outlawed @ Yahoo! News &amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2327282960</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2327282960</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:25:37 -0500</pubDate><category>fyi</category></item><item><title>Best Places to Raise Your Kids 2011</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Fom Bloomberg Businessweek, state-by-state, fyi:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://images.businessweek.com/slideshows/20101214/the-best-places-to-raise-your-kids-2011/"&gt;The Best Places to Raise Your Kids 2011 &amp;gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2327200729</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2327200729</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:16:57 -0500</pubDate><category>fyi</category></item><item><title>I sing 12 Days of Christmas to the girls to get them to sleep. Usually they&amp;#8217;re out by the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I sing &lt;em&gt;12 Days of Christmas&lt;/em&gt; to the girls to get them to sleep. Usually they&amp;#8217;re out by the ladies dancing, but I keep going, since the show must go on!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2321383523</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2321383523</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:58:06 -0500</pubDate><category>alexa</category><category>sarah</category><category>singing</category></item><item><title>BWAHAHAHA! Love it! Would hate to be on the receiving end of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lda279fmTl1qzdf50o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;BWAHAHAHA! Love it! Would hate to be on the receiving end of that death stare! :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dearscarlet.tumblr.com/post/2176602739/dear-scarlet-today-we-went-to-went-to-see-santa"&gt;dearscarlet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dear Scarlet,  Today we went to went to see Santa which you’ve never done. You weren’t into it at all, but you did accept his cookies and cocoa. You also insisted on wearing a Halloween shirt and gave Santa a death stare when he tried to comment on it. You said that some skeletons are like Christmas like that movie. (nightmare before Christmas)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2177049707</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2177049707</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:56:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>For such cute, cuddly, pretty little things, Sarah and Alexa can sure pass gas as loud as a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;For such cute, cuddly, pretty little things, Sarah and Alexa can sure pass gas as loud as a lumberjack on a strict black bean diet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2166885314</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2166885314</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 12:25:16 -0500</pubDate><category>gas</category><category>sarah</category><category>alexa</category></item><item><title>After a lullaby to my girls tonight, it&amp;#8217;s official: None of my children like my singing. Not...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;After a lullaby to my girls tonight, it&amp;#8217;s official: None of my children like my singing. Not one but two girls crying and Daniel trying hard to ignore the chaos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2145761825</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2145761825</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 15:16:50 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>singing</category><category>sarah</category><category>alexa</category></item><item><title>Wooo another dad blog.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! Nice to “eet” you, Will. And thanks for the heads up on the random toy scratching thing. :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2144325727</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2144325727</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 11:47:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
Daniel has a bad cold. Trying to teach Fabienne, my native French-speaking wife, the difference...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;
&lt;h6 class="uiStreamMessage"&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody"&gt;Daniel has a bad cold. Trying to teach Fabienne, my native French-speaking wife, the difference between &amp;#8220;snot&amp;#8221; and &amp;#8220;booger.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2128088768</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2128088768</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 22:02:46 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>cold</category><category>snot</category><category>booger</category><category>fabienne</category></item><item><title>2010 10 Dangerous Recalled Toys</title><description>&lt;p&gt;From Forbes mag, gallery of recent US CPSC recalled toys. FYI.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/12/03/ten-dangerous-toys-for-2010-personal-finance_slide.html"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.forbes.com/2010/12/03/ten-dangerous-toys-for-2010-personal-finance_slide.html"&gt;http://www.forbes.com/2010/12/03/ten-dangerous-toys-for-2010-personal-finance_slide.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2104826782</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2104826782</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 02:04:57 -0500</pubDate><category>toys</category></item><item><title>Some Recent Pics from my Smartphone</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sarah: "Hello!"&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Alexa: "Let me sleep in peace please!"&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Daniel rocking at his cousins'&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No more money, so Alexa gets no clothes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Sarah ready to brave the December cold.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Alexa: "Hi Daddy! Want some milk too?" &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Alexa and Daniel&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcxxgo1YnW1qefzfto8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Alexa, the Jungle Astronaut&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;Some Recent Pics from my Smartphone&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2104143901</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2104143901</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 00:48:18 -0500</pubDate><category>daniel</category><category>alexa</category><category>sarah</category><category>pics</category></item><item><title>When do we get to see the girls?  And Daniel with his new sisters?  Can't wait!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks for the reminder. :)  I’ll dig out a few pics I took recently with my smartphone and post them asap.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2092982025</link><guid>http://verysmallpeople.com/post/2092982025</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 13:24:06 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

